Um momento “Flying Circus”

Numa das viagens Aveiro-Porto que tenho que fazer nesta altura de montagem da Cidade dos Diários, dei por mim a trautear uma música que podia ser um dos clássicos-épicos dos Monty Python, mas que, surpreendentemente, é minha.

Com a devida vénia, a letra é assim:

I fought with lions and tigers and things like that
Yes, I fought with lions and tigers and things like that
But, alas, they surprisingly started to bit me on my ass
So I sang a very different tune
That had something like this as a refrain:
Oh, the excruciating pain!
Oh, the excruciating pain!

I fought with lions and tigers and things like that
But I never meant to be bitten on my ass
So, as I saw those lions, tigers and things like that
Sharpening their teeth,
Preparing to sink them on my tender buttocks
I yelled:
There is a limit to human stupidity
I shall fight thee no more!

A música segue dentro de momentos.